Hey Girlie Man - Come Get You Some!

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MACHO BAMBI STRIKES TERROR IN THE HEARTS OF FIELD MICE AND GUPPIES EVERYWHERE!

Barack - well, apparently you've done some primping in front of the mirror and decided you got a little bad boy in you. Or maybe THIS episode with those reporterette groupie tramps [h/t Jaded -- I heart you!] convinced you that you got a little spark in your pants, eh?

From the mouth of Macho Bambi: The GOP, should I be the nominee, can say whatever they want to say about me, my track record. If they think that they're going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful because that I find unacceptable, the notion that you start attacking my wife or my family.

Oh my. We should be "careful". You find it "unacceptable".

OK, you're kidding right? BWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.................

:pauses uproarious guffawing:
whew...
:wipes brow:

Let me speak seriously for a moment. You lie, Barry Milhouse Obama. Nobody is *attacking* your wife. Because you're a nitwit who couldn't find your own ass with both hands and a map, I'll help you out with the difference. Attacking your wife would be if they said something like this: "She's a bitter elitist racist harpy who is just the type to drive in the left lane, under the speed limit, yapping away on the cell phone that is attached to the side of her head." It's personal. It's off-topic. It's personally demeaning and makes unfair assumptions. THAT's an attack. And trust me, Republicans know all about our families being the victims of gratuitous personal attacks from the Treason Media and other Democrats. Remember Cheney's daughter?

But nobody said anything remotely like that. Tennessee GOP ran an ad quoting what your wife said ON THE RECORD and ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. They quoted her directly and made no mention of her otherwise. Zip. Zero. Here's the ad, watch it again if you need to. She speaks on the campaign trail. TGOP quotes her and nothing else. (Oh by the way, ya just gotta LOVE the guy with all the guns in the pool hall. You *do* love that guy, right? He is, after all, proud to be an American, just like your wife.)

You lied. So I'm setting you straight.

:resumes sniggles and snorts:

In middle America -- you know, the land of all those "bitter" folk who cling to God and guns because we're too stupid to be elitist yuppy snots like you -- we know men, we know women, and we know girlie men. You don't wear the pants in your family and every man in America knows it. GOD HELP US if a little man-lite like you ever gets to sit in the Captain's Chair. God help us.

So don't even try to bluff me. If you make the threat, then come on, bring it. I got something for ya. I can tell you something else too. In a 'get dirty behind the school bus' scrap between the 71-yr old [h/t c17wife!] former POW and Navy jet fighter pilot who can't lift his arms above his shoulders, and a 46-yr old corrupt Chicago-machine lawyer prima donna .....I got McCain. All day. All. Frakking. Day.

So you want Republicans to make nicey nicey and never quote your actively campaigning wife? Listen up, Bambi. We will quote her, just like we quote YOU, because we know that the more America hears of your tired vision of a "bitter" country that is "just downright mean", the more likely Americans will vote for John McCain.

Don't like it? Then.......

Come

get

you

some,

Macho Bambi

He's 71. Turns 72 on Aug. 29. Other than by c17wife

that, this diary is out of the park, my friend.
Grand freakin' slam, Pujols style.
Except that you stole my thunder. And at 4AM to boot. You bum! :>)
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haha, yes, I'm paying now by E Pluribus Unum

Work today is gonna stink for me. I was up late talking with some famous conservative political people [yes, I'm bragging, no, I can't say who], and was so jazzed that I couldn't go to sleep - so I cooked this one up, which was on my mind anyway.

Figured you'd be the first to see it. You da chick!

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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Facts just kill Democrats...and Obama is the most effiminate by Jaded

man since Jimmah Carter to run for President...sickening.

Freedom of Religion NOT Freedom from Religion

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Worse than John Edwards? by Socrates

OK, so their feelings don't get hurt, we'll call it a tie.

--
Gone 2500 years, still not PC.

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5 nt by Jaded

Freedom of Religion NOT Freedom from Religion

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Barack may be our first female president. by c17wife

Newsweek says so.

"It has been a rarity in modern political life: a wide-open race for the nomination of both parties. But whatever happens from here on out, this campaign will always be remembered for the emergence of the first serious woman candidate for president: Barack Obama.

Obama is a female candidate for president in the same way that Bill Clinton was the first black president.

It was Toni Morrison who first had the insight. In a 1998 essay in the New Yorker, the Nobel Prize-winning author described Bill Clinton as "the first black president," commenting on his saxophone playing and his displaying "almost every trope of blackness."

Obama doesn't play the sax. But he is pushing against conventional—and political party nominating convention—wisdom in five important ways, with approaches that are usually thought of as qualities and values that women bring to organizational life: a commitment to inclusiveness in problem solving, deep optimism, modesty about knowing all the answers, the courage to deliver uncomfortable news, not taking on all the work alone, and a willingness to air dirty linen. Hillary Clinton, on the other hand, is taking a more traditional (and male?) authoritarian approach."

http://www.newsweek.com/id/115397

Sorry, this even beats Silky Pony.
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Just a typical, small town, white girl...

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Now, now c17wife, metrosexual yes, female no! by streetwise

Will Mr. Metrosexual be able to defend the country's interests? Probably not. But the cufflinks are to die for!

In fact, we will catalog the Divine One's cool threads so you can order some for mr-c17.

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It must be tough to live with The Divine One! by streetwise

Which explains a good deal about Michelle Obama, I suspect.

That compassionately conservative concession aside, a great blog! Especially that last bit about McCain.

(although if Ahmadinejad was corruptible, a Chicago pol might be just the thing this time around! Sadly, he isn't.)

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Whoa by bs

I was trying to find a way to express my disdain for the Obamination and his little "look at me, I'm a tough guy" snit, but you did it so much better than I ever could have. Bravo!

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GREAT! by MelZ

Love it all. I too could not find the way to articulate what I was feeling on this issue, you took care of that for me.
Michelle has opened her self up to a criticism, it's as simple as that. I agree, I don't think families of politicians should be PERSONALLY attacked, but none of this qualifies as personal.
If you can't take the heat Michelle, stay home and keep your mouth shut.
MelZ

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Mamie Eisenhower used to say her job was to flip the pork chops, by streetwise

which of course was not a true statment even way back then, when a traditional wife was very important to her man's career.

Now, with the Dual Power Couple and "Buy One, Get One Free*", mentality, uh, NO! A political First Lady is fair game. As is a First Husband.

* this is known as a fire sale- caveat emptor!

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I think an unspoken fear about by blooch

a president Obama is that Michelle is the First Black Hillary.

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I give this one a 5! by simpson316

And like c17 said, it's just like a Pujols HR (especially the one that he hit last night against the Padres...ouch!).

Damn good blog EPU.


Now also found at The Minority Report

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Careful EPU, Obama might come and hit you with his... by asleep06

... massive, uh, words.

Someone should tell Obama he's not being very diplomatic. He hasn't even come to talk to us yet.

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Small is beautiful.

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I'm the Messiah by speciallist


"I'm the Messiah...you dont Understand.."
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Ah, NOW you've put your finger on it! by E Pluribus Unum

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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He has survived the long knives of the Clinton's by notanideologue

and in so doing earned my respect. Weak people can't accomplish what he has.

Having said that, of course what Michelle Obama has said on the record is deserving of scrutiny by voters.

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There's a measure of validity to that by E Pluribus Unum

And you're absolutely welcome to your observations. However, I don't attribute his success to his tenacity of character - I attribute it to good looks, smooth oratory skills, Al Gore not running, the Chicago Machine, a veritable gold mine of glowing, fawning press coverage, and viable opponents who were (1) an evil, hard-bitten witch with a toxic last name, and (2) Silky Pony, the pretty ambulance chaser.

When it was time for gut checks, I find him doing nothing but whining. Can I just eat my waffles? Don't talk about my ears. I already answered, like, nine questions.

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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Obama wins. by redneck hippie

Whiner in Chief, that is. Delicious Post!

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I'd award you Lobsters but it would overload the site!! by From ME to you

If Senator Obama's bitter half speaks as her husband's surrogate (or is it the other way around?) she is fair game. If she doesn't want to take the punches she needs to get out of the fight!
HIGHLY recommend for content and humor!
(props to TNGOP!!!)

Malo periculosam libertatem quam quietum servitium

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Dang! by E Pluribus Unum

I confess, I was hoping for at least one lobster.

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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Didn't you know that lobsters Eat Bandwidth.. by speciallist

" his success/I attribute it to good looks, smooth oratory skills/Al Gore not running/an evil, hard-bitten witch with a toxic last name/and Silky Pony, the pretty ambulance chaser."....EPU


"You got that right"
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EPU/speciallist!! by From ME to you

EPU..you rated well beyond my puny ability to award the appropriate amount of Lobsters. I was thinking in the 20-25 range!!!!! (You should see what the price of marine fuel has done to the price of lobsters!!!)

speciallist.. I took note of finrod's sig line that a picture is worth a thousand words but takes the bandwidth of ten thousand to heart!!! (BTW I love that line!!) With larger and larger files (13 Megapxel cameras!) he may have to change that to one hundred thousand!

omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina

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Ouch! by E Pluribus Unum

Hey, alot of software programs can step down the resolution on a picture so that instead of 1.3M, it's 67K, or however big you want. Like Paintshop Pro, Adobe Photoshop, etc. Obviously you'll lose some detail if you get it real small though.

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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Get your pic below 1 meg..then adjust size with HTML..carry on by speciallist


"ME is now Baron of Bandwidth!...I deem it so.."
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EPU...after due consideration and in light of... by From ME to you

the amazing contribution to my enjoyment of this site and the merits of this post I hereby award you

20 Lobsters
20 Lobsters


Maine - Taxationland

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ME - I'm touched by E Pluribus Unum

But then we already knew that about me :o) Dude, I'm sooooooo not worthy, but I shall cherich my 20 lobsters. Thank you!

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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"ME - I'm touched" by swamp_yankee

Your comment headline sounds like your having a narcissistic schizophrenic conversatoin with yourself.

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Well, he is sleep deprived today. :>) n/t by c17wife

Just a typical, small town, white girl...

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haha, it does - and we're not above that by E Pluribus Unum

We discuss alot of things that way, actually.

You *do* know the story of "From ME to you" s name I bet.

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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No, do tell. n/t by c17wife

Just a typical, small town, white girl...

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Oh really? by E Pluribus Unum

He's from Maine - ME by postal designation.

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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But of course. I'm a little slow on the uptake by c17wife

right now as it is almost midnight.
From ME to you, lobsters, right.
I guess it could have been a blond thing too. Or old age...
Or something...
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He popped up the same day as Mass Mouth..very unfortunate by speciallist

And the rest is history....It all started on my Climate change blog.

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Hey c17wife!! by From ME to you

No problem. We Air Force people (retired ones included) have to stick together!

AF logo-sm


United States Air Force - When you absolutely, positively need something destroyed overnight!

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EPU - I *heart* you, man by eburke

Once again...your sardonic wit reminds me of why you're one of my favorite posters

Ring up another '5'

"All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

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Thanks bro by E Pluribus Unum

It's good to see you hanging around here more. Now if we could only get TheSophist to drop in now and again, the 3 of us + absentee (+ who knows who else, RS is full of closet scholars) could have some high-brow discussions of the finer points of your namesake, the inimitable E Burke.

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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E Pluribus Unum WOW by afuel

Man you say it so goood. Excellent !!!!!!

thanks
Afuel

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you will be "left behind" by redscan

when the "bar-rapture" comes.

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LOL! by E Pluribus Unum

I got better than even money that says I don't end up in the same place he does. Nothing funny about that, actually....

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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Do you ever speak in plain English? by simpson316

Or does everything have to be in cryptic phrases?


Now also found at The Minority Report

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Jeff, thanks for the hook-up by E Pluribus Unum

on the 'Posted In:' thing. Or if it was somebody else (Neil, Caleb) then I thank that person! I love that stuff - I should get a 'play this game at home' kit for that!

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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Careful E by olsmithie

Should something horrible happen in November, you could find yourself being audited by the IRS for the next 4 years....
Hey, the Clilntons did it to folks they didn't like.

I concur completely with your assessment of BarBar's navigational skills, and pretty much everything else.

Now. tell us how you really feel!

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haha - getting my financial house in order right now <nt> by E Pluribus Unum

Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. -- IMAO

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