According to breaking news around the fourth estate, David Letterman has apparently been engaging in numerous sexual relationships with staff members, while he was living with his now-wife Regina Lasko. The admission was made while taping tonight’s The Late Show.
The story broke due to an extortion attempt against the so-called comedian, where 2 million dollars was demanded to prevent the outing of the history of sexual hijinks. Letterman coordinated his response with the Manhattan District Attorney, leading to an arrest and his own grand jury testimony today.
It has not been revealed whether or not any of the female staff members were teenage interns working at his production. It is also unknown if any of the reported liaisons occurred at Yankee Stadium. Perhaps time will tell.
Ain’t Karma a bitch?
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5555 Prediction: The Minion Media will make the adulterous Letterman the victim
ColdWarrior (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 11:09PM EST (link)As will Hollyweird.
This will be fun to watch.
Perhaps the Rev. Jackson will counsel him.
Thank you.
ColdWarrior
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Couldn't happen to a better piece of garbage -nt
Leopard1996 (Diary) Friday, October 2nd at 8:59AM EST (link)“The accumluated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, “Save Us!”….and I’ll look down and whisper, “No”…The Watchmen
Perfect
Jack_Savage (Diary) Friday, October 2nd at 9:16AM EST (link)Another champion of lefties who uses women like toilet paper. At least it wasn’t “rape – rape”. Well, at least as far as we know.
I watched Letterman's confession - creepy
diakrioi (Diary) Friday, October 2nd at 11:35AM EST (link)Maybe it’s just me but I thought that the audience laughter during his confession was creepy. What kind of person laughs at that kind of thing? It wasn’t funny but the chowder heads in the audience were just yucking it up. This says something about the kind of people who are fans of Letterman.
I think they kept expecting a punchline
Joe Rivers (Diary) Friday, October 2nd at 6:37PM EST (link)During most of the narrative, it wasn’t perfectly clear that Letterman was not just telling some elaborate joke.
Maquisard
I realize that they were expecting a joke, but...
diakrioi (Diary) Saturday, October 3rd at 2:23PM EST (link)there was nothing funny being said. What does this say about the laughter he is getting when he DOES tell a joke. I just thought it was weird that they were laughing at a confession of infidelity. What kind of person does that?