I admit it. I had a relapse.


But I’m getting better. Recovery is hard. I’m glad Redstate leaves my account open and refuses to ban me. That’s awesome. You guys rule.

I’m leaving again of my accord. I really want to stop being a douche, but it’s hard. I’m addicted. It’s just like my addiction to Pokemon fanfic. I lost my dog to that.

Look. Nobody is perfect. Especially not me. Not even McDreamy. I just can’t quit you!

So here’s the deal. I’m going to TRY to stay away undouchily. I may relapse. But if I do, know this. My deep inner self loves you and wants to be with you. Well … you and some filthy, filthy pokemons with low self-esteem.

Anyway. That’s where we are. Nobody has closed my account. I accept that. I’ll do my best to stay away voluntarily. But IF occasionally I end up posting, I beg you to remind me what a douche I am. Please?



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What part of "No!" don't you understand, Pt 2

Jake W (Diary) Wednesday, January 6th at 11:22PM EST (link)

No means no. It was no then, and it’s no now. Now give up and go home. Forget you ever joined this place and we’ll forget about you. Deal?

You, sir, are a gigantic word I can say on RedState.

“I will not stand by and watch this great country destroy itself under mediocre leadership that drifts from one crisis to the next, eroding our national will and purpose.”
Ronald Reagan
Jake Speaks.
Unlikely Voter.

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*Can't say on RedState* Pardon me.

Jake W (Diary) Wednesday, January 6th at 11:25PM EST (link)

nt

“I will not stand by and watch this great country destroy itself under mediocre leadership that drifts from one crisis to the next, eroding our national will and purpose.”
Ronald Reagan
Jake Speaks.
Unlikely Voter.

My Facebook | My Flickr | My Twitter @Jake_W

 
 

This is not helping your case on getting your account closed...

Richard Mullins (Diary) Wednesday, January 6th at 11:30PM EST (link)

…quite the opposite, I hope it stays open forever. I mean it too. If for some inane reason we do shut your account down, we should mock for eternity.

Richard Phillip Mullins BlogThe Squash Satire SiteNews on Happy Jet Airlines
Rmullins Pics
Rpmullins Twitter

Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.

Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.

 

Your email is out of date. Update it to redstate2010 & we'll see what we can do. nt

Steve Maley (Diary) Wednesday, January 6th at 11:32PM EST (link)

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

Why would a person with an email like that

Jake W (Diary) Wednesday, January 6th at 11:33PM EST (link)

…want to have their Redstate account closed anyways?

“I will not stand by and watch this great country destroy itself under mediocre leadership that drifts from one crisis to the next, eroding our national will and purpose.”
Ronald Reagan
Jake Speaks.
Unlikely Voter.

My Facebook | My Flickr | My Twitter @Jake_W

 
 

(*wipes tear*) He really made a difference. (nt)

Third Street (Diary) Wednesday, January 6th at 11:50PM EST (link)

“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.” –Wilkins Micawber, “David Copperfield”

 

We look forward to your DK diary post -nt-

Christine (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 6:01AM EST (link)

The primary process is FLAWED. Two states should not decide our candidate.

“I would be a poor Commander in Chief”
– Barack Obama, July 3 2008

 

my head hurts -nt-

Return to Revolution (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 6:04PM EST (link)

Out of hand Constitutional fetishist

 

This is our best "mock the pony" moment yet roundchere

Dave Poff (haystack) (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 7:36PM EST (link)

.

“It does not take a majority to prevail … but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.”
~Sam Adams

 

His first recommended diary!

aesthete (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 8:00PM EST (link)

Such a beautiful moment.

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

Actually, his second, aesthete.

TNJim (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 8:06PM EST (link)

This one was the first, when he began his historic campaign to close his account.

Activism: What to do after the TEA party rally. Unified Patriots

Oh, OK

aesthete (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 8:46PM EST (link)

I guess I forgot that magnum opus *sniggers*

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

 
 
 

My only regret is that I have one reco to give for this diary.

Jake W (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 10:32PM EST (link)

This is an NT.

“I will not stand by and watch this great country destroy itself under mediocre leadership that drifts from one crisis to the next, eroding our national will and purpose.”
Ronald Reagan
Jake Speaks.
Unlikely Voter.

My Facebook | My Flickr | My Twitter @Jake_W

 

This reminds me of a death scene from a bad opera

civil truth (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 10:41PM EST (link)

Where the dying goes on and on and on through an insufferably long aria.

And then just when you think the fellow has departed, he revives as his true love arrives and starts another even more agonizing dying scene,

The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis

http://www.gmsplace.com/

 

I would be more inclined to be sympathetic

baserunr (Diary) Thursday, January 7th at 11:36PM EST (link)

if you had blamed BUSH! instead of the whippets….

“The day you think you know it all is the day your trouble starts.”

BOOOOOSSSH!

roscopico (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 12:07AM EST (link)

nt.

Im Himmel gibt’s kein Bier…

 

Ummm...actually, isn't it the eeeevilll joooooooooosss who are to blame? nt

eburke (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 9:21AM EST (link)

“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”

Unified Patriots

 
 

We love 'I quit Redstate' diaries...

speciallist (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 1:26AM EST (link)

we’re guessing ajl_mo was just trying to erase his on-line identity, but why?

Last good one that I remember was the

blooch Saturday, January 9th at 8:43PM EST (link)

Adios Jon Lester_Movin’ On fandango…seems like it was just yesterday.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 

You were RIGHT about one thing....

JadedByPolitics (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 4:22AM EST (link)

You had been a DOUCHE for awhile around here! Hasta La Vista Baby :)

 

My Friends

SE-779 (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 9:02AM EST (link)

Upon reading this diary, I have come to the conclusion that this is the best diary entry I have ever read on RedState! This entry is a masterful, well composed work of art that I highly recommend for everybody to read and devour all the essential facts of why we exist as a human race! A masterful, well composed well of genuine, American Literature!

(Note: I’m being sarcastic)

“Earnesty is stupidity sent to College”-PJ O’Rourke
“If you vote based on who has more election signs, you’re an idiot.”-Glenn Beck
“Stupid is what stupid writes.”-Yogi Berra
“It ain’t over til’ the sodaholic passes a gall-stone.”
“If I am going to stick a knife in you I am going to do it up front in your chest, I am never going to do it in your back. You will always see it coming.”-John Oxendine
“If wishes were horses, we’d be knee deep in crap.”-Dr. Robert “Rocket” Romano
“Yeah, try to hide your wild enthusiasm at my return. I find overt displays of emotion embarrassing.”-Dr. Robert “Rocket” Romano
“If you want something cuddly to keep you company, buy a hamster, don’t have a child.”-Jesse Ventura

 

Just noticed the "Pikachu on Hypno Action" tag.

Third Street (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 10:26AM EST (link)

Well played, gentlemen.

“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.” –Wilkins Micawber, “David Copperfield”

 

This guy totally succeeded in his objectives

tankertodd (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 4:50PM EST (link)

Congrats to this guy, and the joke’s on the rest of ya. Well played sir.

———————————
The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race – Chief Justice Roberts

Nah, this was the right call.

Third Street (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 5:55PM EST (link)

The guy’s entertainment value had reached the point of diminishing returns, and seeing “LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS IN THIS BIG WALL OF TEXT” as every fifth or sixth new comment in the list was starting to get old.

Reagan was half-right; there are two things in this world that are closest to eternity: a government bureaucracy, and the time it would have taken ajl_mo to realize he was wasting his life on something that didn’t even slightly matter.

“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.” –Wilkins Micawber, “David Copperfield”

Then again, I could always be wrong. (nt)

Third Street (Diary) Friday, January 8th at 11:36PM EST (link)

“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.” –Wilkins Micawber, “David Copperfield”

 
 
 

ajl_mo - Your diary reminds me of that song "Should I Stay Or Should I Go..."

conservativemusician Saturday, January 9th at 9:00AM EST (link)

Personally, I think you should go and stop wasting all of our time with your childishness, but obviously, with the number of recommenders for your diary, maybe everyone wants to keep dialoging with you for entertainment value or something. If you are really sincere and not jerking us all around (which I highly doubt), then I seriously think you do need to get some professional help and I hope you will take the opportunity to do just that.

You also need to be reminded that this is a conservative political web site and the type of psychobabble you’re spouting here while entertaining is still very dumb and far below the standards of this great site, so spare us all the manufactured melodrama, if you don’t mind. It is hard to believe that a diary this stupid is actually one of the top recommended diaries on this site, so congratulations on your wonderful accomplishment…I guess. I certainly won’t be recommending it to anyone.

Have a nice day. :-)

CM

 

Oh come on, getting banned is EZPZ

MNConservative (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 3:05PM EST (link)

All you have to do is start promoting Ron Paul and calling the moderators ‘neocons’. ;-)

 

Question: It is possible to keep the account open but forbid further entries, thereby completing the aji_mo wax museum of horror?

Chemical Sam (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 6:00PM EST (link)

n/t

Criterion Chemical was in the black for FY2010!
Not bad considering the forces arrayed against small business these days.
Let’s see about actually making some serious profit this year. Shameless capitalism, by:
www.criterionchemical.com

 

Like Rocks throuh a crack pipe, so are our days at Red State

AceInTX (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 6:50PM EST (link)

or is that sands through an hour glass?

I’m confused!

:>)

The “Big Tent” analogy isn’t the correct one…the correct one is a MAGNET…we need to be a MAGNET that draws these independents in who are sick and tired of what’s going on in WashingtonFred Thompson

Hey Ace, I trust you, so

Warrior (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 9:02PM EST (link)

What in tarnation is this crap all about??

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

Warrior, trust me on this. It is exactly what you describe.

penguin2 (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 9:43PM EST (link)

Briefly; ajl_mo is a lost soul, now a ghost, hopefully forever more. He had tried for several months to get his account closed, but that only happens if one is banned. So he just became a nuisance over time, until he jumped the shark the other night and then again last night. and thankfully, he is now a ghost for us. I think this particular post may have been a final joke….if I ever see the ghost of aji-mo again, I’m going to have to find some silver bullets…..

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills

Conservative Education: Suggested Reading List

Activists Taking Action: Unified Patriots

Thanks pen nt

Warrior (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 10:26PM EST (link)

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

 
 

I'm not sure...near as I can tell...some guy wants his account canceled and is adamant about it...

AceInTX (Diary) Saturday, January 9th at 11:55PM EST (link)

and the mods are having fun at his expense….and I’m sympathetic…it’s like this guy’s a crack addict and the site is playing Hansel and Gretel only in stead of bread crums they’re leaving a rock trail so the guy can’t break his adiction…LOL

The “Big Tent” analogy isn’t the correct one…the correct one is a MAGNET…we need to be a MAGNET that draws these independents in who are sick and tired of what’s going on in WashingtonFred Thompson
 
 
 

50 years from now...

mschmitt (Diary) Monday, January 11th at 1:26PM EST (link)

… I predict that those few of us still breathing will share no more than a handful of common, indelible, and specific memories of our countless hours spent here at RedState.

One, undoubtably, will be: “No, you can’t”.

Another, I suspect, will be: “ajl_mo was here”. Epic.

usque ad finem

 

What on earth is...

Charles Cianfrocca (Diary) Monday, January 11th at 6:55PM EST (link)

… a ‘pokemon’?

Is that what a rastafarian hooker offers you?

Beats me.

“Get your hand out of my pocket. Ain’t nothin’ there that belongs to you.”

- Sonny Boy Williamson