Teleprompt Me, Baby

Illuminating that special relationship between a man and his brain

Monday, March 23rd at 8:05AM EST

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Obama and his teleprompter are big news lately. As Vodka Pundit noted in his weekly summary, the right-o-sphere saw the meteoric rise of a new star, Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s blog last week. Also last week, an hilarious twitpic by Right Scoop (see photo upper right) made the rounds, even garnering an approving mention by Maja Rushie himself. The Tonight Show special olympics slam only further illuminates the crux of the issue.

Some liberals pretend not to understand what the fuss is about. They pretend not to understand that we are saying Obama can’t make words happen without his binky. Ed Morrissey calls these “totally lost” moments Obamateurisms. With all the noise being made, and even the mainstream press unable to dodge it, I thought I’d put together a little photo essay featuring The One and his Number One to straighten things out. So please, join me for a walk down memory lane in a photo show I call “Binky: A Man and His Brain” … (full size pics below the fold)

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Ahh memories. The video featured a few photoshop jobs to drive the point home. Please find them below full size.

The joys of childhood:

There’s the team, and then there’s The Team:

Just hanging out:

Needs no editing:

Shake that thing:

I can’t quit you!

When you want to say something just so:

Needs no editing:

The binky knows best:

Japan has some weird toys:

I call the next one “OHHH, lighten up. It’s a joke!”

I knew Liefeld was carrying water for Obama but YEESH.

Binky knows when trouble is afoot:

Needs no editing but … why don’t you go ahead and photoshop it anyway?

And there you have it. Now let’s see what photoshoppery you can give in return. I’m calling this a teleprompter contest, and the winner gets a free bumper sticker from the Redstate store. I’ll run it for 2 days, and judging will be carried out by Redstate contributors. Enter by comment below. Just check the TelePrompTer before you say anything!

For some photoshop inspiration, check out more fantastic photos of the two pals visit TheRightScoop!

– Caleb Howe

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Awesome nt

Dan McLaughlin (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 8:27AM EST (link)

“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.” – Winston Churchill

Made my day, Caleb! LOL!

streetwise (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 8:36AM EST (link)

And the libs are getting sensitive about the teleprompter stuff, so multi 5′s as well!

Caleb works too hard

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 8:50AM EST (link)

Thank God!

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“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson

Who is Binky??

olsmithie (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 8:55AM EST (link)

Great video!

Regards

This Should Circulate Quickly

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 9:01AM EST (link)

I wonder how many youtube hits by the end of the week.

This would be hilarious, but...

franklinslocke Monday, March 23rd at 9:29AM EST (link)

This is hilarious if it wasn’t so serious. I think the Teleprompter Blog is funny, and make jokes about it like anyone else. But the point is that we POTUS who has to have a Teleprompter and cannot speak in public without it. It appears to the citizens and the world we have a person who cannot think on his own. That scares the People and empowers our enemies to have a pseudo-leader who appears weak and inapt.

http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/

So funny

angryred Monday, March 23rd at 9:39AM EST (link)

thank you for making me laugh. I bet I”m just Punch Drunk anyway…

1-20-13 Hope for Change

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Jeff Emanuel (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 9:49AM EST (link)

Instant classic.

Awesome!!!

GoldieAZ50 (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 9:49AM EST (link)

Thank you!

Great way to start the day!!!

And...

Robert A. Hahn (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 9:50AM EST (link)

Drink Good Coffee. You can sleep when you’re dead.

5555555 Awesome! nt

ColdWarrior (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 9:54AM EST (link)

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Barry still sneaks out at lunch for a little afternoon delight...

speciallist (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 10:38AM EST (link)

We're in big trouble...

cube Monday, March 23rd at 6:21PM EST (link)

if Obama needs a teleprompter in bed.

lol

speciallist (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 6:29PM EST (link)

good one

It's funny when the other team's player trips and falls..

HOOS30 Monday, March 23rd at 11:55AM EST (link)

That’s human nature, I guess.

I seem to recall a certain recent President who couldn’t speak even WITH the teleprompter.

Oh, HOOS30, Ford wasn't that bad.

Moe Lane (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 11:58AM EST (link)

He was a little unprepared for the job, I will admit – but he never sunk to Obama-levels of same.

The Kim Kardashian of blogging.

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My (combined) wish list.

Fantastic job, Caleb.

itrytobenice (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 1:06PM EST (link)

Gold star for you today.

Proper grammar saves lives.

Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.

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Can't Use Toilet w/o Tele

horse Monday, March 23rd at 1:47PM EST (link)

[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/akcz7n.jpg[/IMG]

retry

horse Monday, March 23rd at 1:47PM EST (link)

http://i40.tinypic.com/akcz7n.jpg

retry 2

horse Monday, March 23rd at 2:24PM EST (link)

Pure pure evil

AKSteveB (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 2:04PM EST (link)

Keep up the good work!

Hell is other people – Sartre

ROFL!

cindermutha (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 2:41PM EST (link)

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

Send Hawaii Pic To Berg

cube Monday, March 23rd at 6:14PM EST (link)

Caleb, that was stellar. You always have to confuse me Caleb. Great. Like I need help with that. Here. In this haven of agreement with Cube.

The Hawaii prompt is priceless.

Or is it? Send that pic to Attorney Philip Berg so he can use it as evidence for his cases against President Obama. In fact, sell it to him. Just tell him you found it on the web since he uses that for evidence Golly! You can be his expert witness. Photoshop to us, gold for you. You need to open a photoshop boutique.

Sell! Sell! Sell!
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My fave? The TeleSmoker. 5555 nt

redneck_hippie (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 6:31PM EST (link)

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5!

speciallist (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 6:35PM EST (link)

I’m upset I didn’t think of it…

It is just so Right There. But subtle,

redneck_hippie (Diary) Monday, March 23rd at 7:02PM EST (link)

in a devil-may-care way. If you get busy maybe you can do a dual-frame of the TeleSmoker and the TeleLover. Lol.

This is so funny.

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Thanks, for the laugh Caleb...

DONTREADONME (Diary) Tuesday, March 24th at 5:16PM EST (link)

I know I am a little late getting to this, but I haven’t laughed this hard for some time.

I stole your stuff!

nateman Thursday, March 26th at 12:48PM EST (link)

Yo! Comrade! Since “we are all socialists now” in the name of state sanctioned theft I added your work to a long
teleprompter graphic thread. Started on March 5 , It’s got over 270 images so far. Your stuff is now post #222 . Even though individual rights don’t matter any more I hope you don’t mind. (It’s right here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2200266/posts )

opps!

nateman Thursday, March 26th at 12:57PM EST (link)

Opps! That should be 170 images so far. Anyways here is a taste:

zeronheros

bitchmaster

savagepig

obama-on-the-mount

5...this site is the Total collection...awesome

speciallist (Diary) Thursday, March 26th at 1:02PM EST (link)

lol

Here is a favorite...

speciallist (Diary) Thursday, March 26th at 1:07PM EST (link)

I cannot BELIEVE I missed this...

Amy Miller (Diary) Thursday, March 26th at 1:10PM EST (link)

This is full of WIN and AWESOME and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I’m a conservative, I’m a textualist, I’m an originalist, but I’m not a nut.”
~Scalia, J.

Tried to tell you.

nateman Thursday, March 26th at 2:53PM EST (link)

I’ve been trying for days to post this but you have to have to wait to post here. ( I’ve been a member on the other site for over ten tears. Does that count? )

There's a parody in here somewhere

Finrod (Diary) Thursday, March 26th at 1:35PM EST (link)

I’m just thinking ‘Teleprompt me baby’ to the tune of Human League ‘Don’t you want me’.

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

And done!

Finrod (Diary) Thursday, March 26th at 2:14PM EST (link)

Parody is written and posted here.

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

Teleprompt Me, Baby