I have exclusively obtained for you, the RedState readership, a copy of Obama’s New Year’s Resolutions. Yes, herein witness the One’s soul bared. It seems that Jon Favreau is quite preoccupied with a life-sized cardboard cutout of Ken Salazar, so it’s a rare opportunity to see the One out from behind the speeches, away from the polished sheen of prepared remarks. But here, let me delay no further. Witness the revelations!!!!
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Inspiring. But is it complete? Feel free to suggest any resolutions Obama may have overlooked.
Steve Maley
Moe Lane
Dan McLaughlin
Neil Stevens
11. Shut down redstate.com
NickDeringer (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 3:21PM EST (link)They’re divisive and distracting and they don’t like France.
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12. Al Gore Gets Man-Pregnant
kowalski (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 3:45PM EST (link)So that not only are we saving the earth, we’re rescuing his unborn child!
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He'd have an abortion so he wouldn't lose his fan base. n/t
janis (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 4:02PM EST (link).
It's a manmade problem
woodsman (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 5:06PM EST (link)and John Edwards was at a different hotel that night.
13. Billy Ayers
Ben Howe (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 4:10PM EST (link)Send him that fertilizer and those timers he keeps bugging me about…..man he’s a weird gardener.
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5+ -nt
Caleb Howe (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 4:11PM EST (link)nt
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#5
bobojake (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 4:22PM EST (link)I thought the man standing in front of tank first name was chuckie
14. Coke.
NightTwister (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 4:33PM EST (link)Who knew it was a soft drink too? Arne tells me they’re banning it from schools, but I’m not sure which one.
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15. Give up fist bumping
woodsman (Diary) Wednesday, December 31st at 5:08PM EST (link)Shaking hands or a high five is not passe’.