After he confiscates all the guns, that is.

Between this post and IowaHawk’s today (Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post) I’ve been laughing like crazy on a day when I really need some humor.

I hope I can do all this a bit of justice when I add the following:

After realizing that he would indeed not be nominated for Secretary Of Education, William Ayres sent a “conciliatory package” to the Obama household.

The Obama’s were not at home to receive the package, as the president-elect and Michelle took the kids to the world premier of the new 3-D version of Farenheit 911.

Later that day when the package was finally opened by the FBI’s Haz-Mat/Explosives Unit, the items inside were an original autographed copy of Mr. Ayers’ book entitled “Prairie Fire” and a hand-written note stating, “Git-R-Done !”

Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post

Memo:

To: John Hinckley From: Sen John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country’s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, throughout. My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.

We, above all, are aware of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man. Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

PS: Barack Obama has been screwing Jodie Foster. Thought you should know.

Neither does International Herald Tribune

Some quotes:

But Geithner’s involvement in several ultimately ill-fated efforts to buttress the American financial system is the very reason some Wall Street CEO’s — a number of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of piquing the man who regulates them — question whether he’s up to the challenge.
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“We have only two things to say about Tim Geithner, who we do not know: AIG and Lehman Brothers,” said Christopher Whalen of Institutional Risk Analytics. “Throw in the Bear Stearns/Maiden Lane fiasco for good measure,” he said, referring to the site of the New York Federal Reserve, where many rescue discussions took place.
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“All of these ‘rescues’ are a disaster for the taxpayer, for the financial markets and also for the Federal Reserve System as an organization. Geithner, in our view, deserves retirement, not promotion.”

Read it, its ok. Anyways, I know some of you smarties on this site is down with the big G. Im not, and I really cant figure out why you guys are.

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Leprechaun worship is already alive and well in the black community.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

We experience a global resurgence in the popularity of bowling.

You know, you might be on to more here than you realize.

When I was in Kharkov (Ukraine) last month, my hosts insisted on taking me bowling one evening. I have no idea why; it never came up at all.

And a surprise all the way.

The venue was at a glitzy, grade-A shopping mall with an enormous parking lot.

The mall had a food court. And a full size ice/hockey rink.

The bowling alley was up on the second floor of the mall. And it was grade-A, spic-and-span.

What would Lenin think?

For true.

In a statement Monday announcing the Rogers’ appointment, Obama and wife Michelle highlighted [Desiree] Rogers’ qualifications as one of Chicago’s most high-powered executives, a former head of the Illinois Lottery, former president of the Chicago utility, Peoples Energy, and most recently president of social networking for Allstate Financial.

What the statement didn’t mention is that Rogers, 49, is a native New Orleanian who twice was queen of the Zulu Social Aid and Pleasure Club, a [Mardi Gras] krewe dating back to 1916. …

Rogers is a regular on lists of the most powerful African-American female executives in America. …

Desiree Rogers received her undergraduate degree at Wellesley College and her MBA from Harvard University.

Hey kids, smoking is cool. Obama does it.

He sends him $20.00 and doubles his annual pay. Trouble is it now takes $50. to buy a loaf of bread.

new homecourt is now located in the basement of the Whitehouse.

…people start feeling a sudden urge to attach the phrase “Yes we can” to everything they do. Millions of virgins worldwide delight at having something witty to yell for their first time.

1) Calling the President a CHIMP will no longer be acceptable.
2)Cutting taxes and helping corporations that employ people will no longer be called Reaganomics.
3)Liberals will claim defecits are actually good.

1. Al Gore is appointed ambassador to Afghanistan, where he will live as he preaches. “Ah, my carbon offsets, I shall miss them.”

“Once … in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.” (W. C. Fields)