Open Thread: Surviving the Democrats


The Democrats have taken power. Though you may be feeling blue or depressed, now is the time for seriousness. The video below says it all.

Oh, there’s more:


You done got rick rolled, didn’t you?

Anyway, it’s time for a Democrat survival guide. This is an open thread, and please feel free to include your recommendations. Here are mine, in the form of a top ten list.


TOP TEN WAYS TO STAY SAFE AND SANE IN AN OBAMA MONARCHY

  • 10. Start referring to the economic crisis as the Barackolypse.
  • 9. Stand and say a pledge to Obama each morning in your workplace, noting who takes it seriously and joins in (for bonus points hold a little red book).
  • 8. Become friends with a domestic terrorist. Oh wait, sorry, wrong list. That’s the top ten ways to BE Obama.
  • 7. Move into a bomb shelter.
  • 6. Stop referring to Obama as the One, but begin referring to Biden as “The Two”.
  • 5. Go bowling a LOT. Whenever you have a bad set say you really “Baracked that one”.
  • 4. When anyone challenges you with a tough question or an awkward moment, throw waffles at them.
  • 3. Ascend to the mountaintop on a horse of white … wait, darnit. Wrong list again.
  • 2. In all appropriate sentences, replace BS with BO. Example “That ref is blind. What a bunch of BO”.
  • 1. Lean forward and put your chest on your thighs. Place your head between your knees and take hold of your ankles with your hands.

Alrighty then. Have at it.

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Referee Jeers

kowalski (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 12:52PM EST (link)

An alternative to #2, only appropriate in a College Sports context, with you in the stands:

When the refs. make a bad call, shout at the top of your lungs while holding a “Hope and Change” poster:

“Hey Refs! Get Off Your Knees! You’re Baracking The Game!”

 

# 1

Terilyn Donaldson (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 12:52PM EST (link)

hide your cash under your mattress.

SURVIVING IN WYOMING…


 

We're gonna need a lot more of this

Bill S (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 12:56PM EST (link)

Humor is good. And that list is the funniest thing I’ve read in the last 48 hours.

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

 

Being Rick Rolled..

Crowe (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:04PM EST (link)

…has never felt so good.

“We sleep soundly in our beds only because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm Dear Leader Obama gives us leave to do so.”

 

One more thing....

jcheney Thursday, November 6th at 1:06PM EST (link)
  1. Tell Obamamanics how much you love Bush.
 

Hey Michelle Malkin started a Thank You to Sarah...

JadedByPolitics (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:07PM EST (link)

Be nice to referees.

NightTwister (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:09PM EST (link)

We’re always right, whether you like it or not. ;-)

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill

 
 

absentee, thanks for that...

jack_serious (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:14PM EST (link)

…we have to find a way to stay strong and not let the radical (sociopaths/draculas) socialists’ bite turn us into the angry, godless, nihilistic creatures they are. Humor works.

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The overriding rule for Radical Socialists is that there are no rules (the end justifies the means) while using others’ rules against them.

 

Improving Rick Rolling

jabley Thursday, November 6th at 1:15PM EST (link)

We need to insert some sort of 1-3 second video in the middle of all Rick Rolls. I think You Tube takes the central frame from the video. Need to find a short Obama video clip and insert in the half way point….should increase Rick Roll “conversion rate”…still strong. Very strong.

I’m actually a Democrat pretending to be a Republican, and that’s why I got banned. I’m just too dense to be able to defend my side with facts and reason, so I have to resort to deception, just like President Obama.

 

I Don't Want to Laugh...

tsquare (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:19PM EST (link)

There is nothing funny here.

I’m keeping my rage, the heat of my hate for this man and those that got him elected will keep me warm.

1,400 days… I’ll smile again when we see Obama’s back leaving the White House

 

Old Bumper Sticker Available

geraldatwork Thursday, November 6th at 1:22PM EST (link)

I’m about to take an old bumper sticker off my car I don’t need anymore.
“Don’t Blame Me I didn’t Vote For Him” in case things don’t work out as well as I hope maybe one of you guys can use it.

Token Liberal.

interesting

Caleb Howe (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:27PM EST (link)

On my screen the freeze frame is a black background with white text. Are you seeing something different?

Caleb Howe (formerly known as absentee)

 
 

Republican Agenda?

Indy Thursday, November 6th at 1:28PM EST (link)

How about coming up with a plan, a new vision: http://www.ndol.org/ndol_ci.cfm?kaid=127&subid=171&contentid=254076. If you read Karl Rove’s editorial in the WSJ today, you’ll see that the majority of Americans (44%) are moderates. They’re looking for a new politics – Republicans had promised small government, but quite frankly, gave us bigger and bigger and bigger deficits. In order to survive, the GOP needs to have a new vision. The majority of Americans are still right of center. They still believe in hard work, responsibility, and small government. How is the GOP going to win them back??

 

Typical... LOL!!!!

dsteiger Thursday, November 6th at 1:31PM EST (link)

The GOP has bankrupt the country and you rubes make childish quotes… Perfect, and you wonder why you were FLAT LINED in the election.
Bush / Cheny have trashed the constitution, started a War on a lie ( Osama wanted dead or alive, ooops not so much ), bailed out wall street, created the largest deficet in history, crumbling infastructure, ZERO respect abroad, I could go on but….

You lost, deal with it. If you whine like pissy school yard bullys and DONT take responsibilty for the last 8 years then you are stuffed into the dust bin of history where you belong.

Kolwalski, if you think the NRA is what it takes to “Uphold” liberty then you are “A” Typical Republican. Apprently a shreded constitution does not bother you.

Actually I do love BUSH and Palin, they helped the DEM’s win a landslide. I hope she runs agin in 2012. Who will be her VP? Bart Simpson??. I hope she figures out geography ( Yes Africa is a continent, how to speak, how the Senate works,read some newspapers etc). Poor Palin could not handle Kati Couric what would she do dealing with an International Crisis??? Palin is the scum floating on the water that is left over from the Oil spill that WAS the GOP. If she is the Future, where can I send my $$$$ Contribution!!!.

GOP R.I.P.

Metamucil. Buy some.

Bill S (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:38PM EST (link)

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

He's probably holding until

Uma Richie (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:46PM EST (link)

January so that Obama can make us buy it for him.

Yes

jabley Thursday, November 6th at 1:47PM EST (link)

Dude in suspenders dancing. Send a junk email address and I’ll send the screenshot.

I’m actually a Democrat pretending to be a Republican, and that’s why I got banned. I’m just too dense to be able to defend my side with facts and reason, so I have to resort to deception, just like President Obama.

 
 
 
 

[Moby.]

hoagy Thursday, November 6th at 1:49PM EST (link)

Hit the road, jack...

jack_serious (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:56PM EST (link)

…we’re havin’ a party here.

By Landslide, I take it you mean this:

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The overriding rule for Radical Socialists is that there are no rules (the end justifies the means) while using others’ rules against them.

I gotta have one of those

Bill S (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 1:59PM EST (link)

The troll post was worth it to see that shirt.

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

Remember, folks: he's going to have a worse four years than you will.

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:06PM EST (link)

Your disappointment has, after all, already happened.

 
 
 
 

More Videos

RightWingNYGal25 Thursday, November 6th at 2:17PM EST (link)

Lets keep these videos coming because they really brighten my day (the list too!). Its one good thing to know that these jokes and Biden jokes will be around

 

You made my day, Moe. Laughter is good medicine. nt

Xasteius (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:25PM EST (link)

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Don’t leave the party, hijack it back!

The only poll that counts is the one at the ballot box.

I don’t want to be Reagan. I want to be a Chance/Soros hybrid.

we need email libtard congressmen with this video...

Michael Parrish (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:35PM EST (link)

whenever BO Baracks them… or whenever we Barack them…

just to make them more angry/depressed than they already are.

My name is Mike Parrish and I approve of this message!
[Pocket Change - Now Lint Free!](http://www.mikeparrish.org)

 
 

Best meme I've seen for the Obama administration

Finrod (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:36PM EST (link)

My girlfriend came up with this to describe the incoming Obama administration:

I was thinking last night, the election reminds me a bit of the Batman Returns mayor election with the Penguin: he promised change and moving toward the future too– and look where that got them, lots of things blown up, a mayor that eats raw fish (bones and all), and a crazy circus comes to town.

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

I'd love to borrow your sticker

tankertodd (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:52PM EST (link)

But under Obama’s economic policies I don’t expect to be able to own a car very much longer, thank you.

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The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race – Chief Justice Roberts

ha ha, that's so good I made it real

Caleb Howe (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:53PM EST (link)

Couldn’t help myself, I need that shirt.
HERE.

Caleb Howe (formerly known as absentee)

Ah the poster child for socialized public schools has arrived

tankertodd (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 2:55PM EST (link)

Thanks for your continued ignorance, which serves as a fine warning to us all.

Support School Vouchers!

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The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race – Chief Justice Roberts

You're on the wrong site.

JLM Thursday, November 6th at 3:10PM EST (link)

Keep your rage but be polite

Praying (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 3:16PM EST (link)

I think the best thing we can do is the opposite of what the liberals have done for the past 8 years. He’s our president, we have to respect him as president, especially when (if) he does the right thing. We also have to be willing to stand up for principle and (respectfully) call him out when he does not do the right thing. Count your blessings – they did not get a 60 person quota in the senate, and some of the newly elected reps are even more conservative than those they replaced. Pray often. We can’t change Obama’s heart, but God can. Pray for protection from our enemies (we’ll need it). Pray that he does the right thing, and that others hold him accountable. I know this is hard – I feel your pain and rage – it took me until today to stop crying. But I honestly believe that we can’t let “them” know they beat us down, we can’t let “them” think they got us. The most honorable thing we can do (and surely the thing that will make them the maddest) is to take the high road, and act with dignity, not like the snivleing whining cry-babies the liberals have been for 8 years.

No!!!11!1!!1!1! The Bilderbergers are coming

 
 
 
 
 
 

I was just thinking about number two

Caleb Howe (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 3:31PM EST (link)

I thought “The Two” would be funny because it recalls number two, but obliquely. Now I’m wondering if I shouldn’t have just gone for the obvious.

  1. Stop referring to Obama as the One, but begin referring to Biden as “Number Two”.

Caleb Howe (formerly known as absentee)

I Agree 100%

geraldatwork Thursday, November 6th at 3:32PM EST (link)

As a card carrying Liberal and Democrat I couldn’t agree with you more. We need to come together as a country for the betterment of everyone. There is nothing wrong for standing for your principles and what you believe in and doing what is reasonable to make them happen. Unfortunately at some of the Liberal sites as well as some of the Conservative sites there is a polarizing nastiness that doesn’t do anybody any good. Some of the things being said on the Liberal groups I belong to is embarrassing. Time for them to stop gloating and get to work. That goes for everybody. The work part.

Token Liberal.

Ironic

Finrod (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 4:14PM EST (link)

I find it ironic to have a ‘support Sarah Palin’ petition being hosted on a site whose pet cause seems to be stopping ANWR drilling.

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

Just enjoy your Obama's One Party Rule.

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 5:25PM EST (link)

Congrats. Be merry with your President Obama.

To start with, tell your Obama to stop Bloomberg from cutting jobs in New York. He has promised that. Tell your Obama to ask his friends in the Wall Street not to sell their stocks and buy new stocks. The stock averages are slipping. Unlike us, these are the real “spoilers” to you king’s inauguration.

Hope you have a sunny day by Jan. 19 or 20, whatever.

Don’t worry about us. We have managed to survive your line of attack since 2000.

Okey Moe

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 6:04PM EST (link)

Out of pity, we will be gentle on him.

Okey Moe

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 6:05PM EST (link)

Out of pity, we will be gentle on him.

Tut Tut

Davo (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 7:31PM EST (link)

You need to work on your spelling and grammer.

Never Give In, Never, Never, Never

absentee, very cool

jack_serious (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 7:55PM EST (link)

I think they’d make a great uniform for the children of the ACORN–their employees could all sport them during their next get out the vote drive.

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The overriding rule for Radical Socialists is that there are no rules (the end justifies the means) while using others’ rules against them.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Wonderful to be able

redneck_hippie (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 8:32PM EST (link)

to see the humorous side to this with the great people of RS.

There is so much that is disappointing, but at the same time there is so much that I am just cracking up about.

My 21-year-old Barackster nephew, when asked Wednesday how he felt about Change now, said, “I’ll let you know when I see some.”

Exactly. Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaa~


Activists Taking Action: Unified Patriots

 

West Wing episode

wakey74 Thursday, November 6th at 8:41PM EST (link)

Seeing how we seem to stuck in an episode of The West Wing does that mean now that John McCain will end up being part of Obama’s administration

Yeah Finrod and when they send you an email....

JadedByPolitics (Diary) Thursday, November 6th at 11:58PM EST (link)

asking you to sign the petition to get Palin to stop shooting wolves you can just unsubscribe :-)

OBTW it is a few hundred signatures away from 10K….not to bad for less than 24 hours….though some of them are nasty Obama supporters…..of course are there any other kind of Obama supporters?

No.

democratsarefascists Friday, November 7th at 12:44AM EST (link)

The GOP already DID this.
It’s why they lost.

The Democrats, like the whiny, fascist babies they are, do this every time. They rape this country, defraud the voters, kidnap mentally-challenged people and seniors with dementia and force them to vote their way.

Then they want US to play nice.

To HELL with them.

Never again.

There is no going back. No escape for them.

They’ve sown the wind and they will reap the whirlwind. Their ill-gotten holdings and their lives. Whatever it takes to burn, blast and carve their filth from the earth.

Have a real nice day.

You know, I've been wondering for a while.

Moe Lane (Diary) Friday, November 7th at 11:29AM EST (link)

Either way, I don’t think that I particularly care.

Blam.

Conservative principles, articulated confidently

Jack_Savage (Diary) Friday, November 7th at 11:50AM EST (link)

It is our only hope, and the hope of the nation. I am afraid that this is the tipping point to socialism, though.

When I think of how to react to this result, I come back to the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. It would have been easy to adopt the tactics of the terrorists, and effective in the short term. Our military is built and run on principle, and that eventually won the day, and the war.

IF – and it is a huge “if” – Republicans can use the example of effectiveness that our troops in Afghanistan and Iraq have given us – core principles in action every day, not just when it is convenient – we will come back.

I stated earlier that I planned on giving Obama the same support and respect that the left gave Bush, and I still haven’t let go of that feeling. I am wondering about its effectiveness in the long term, though.

Good point, and Lindsay Graham gives us our first clue

Jack_Savage (Diary) Friday, November 7th at 2:02PM EST (link)

From a Fox News Online report regading the pick of Rahm what’s-his-name as COS:

“…Republican South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, a top John McCain supporter, praised Emanuel as a “wise choice.”

“Rahm knows Capitol Hill and has great political skills. He can be a tough partisan but also understands the need to work together. He is well-suited for the position of White House chief of staff,” he said in a written statement.

“He is the perfect choice. He knows the Hill, he knows substance, he knows politics, and most importantly, he can get the job done,” Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., said in a written statement. “

When our guy’s statement is no different that Schumer’s statement, we have had it.
I am so damn sick and tired of Lindsay Graham and John McCain.